CONGRATULATIONS! YOU FOUND…
THE WRONG
HOMEPAGE!
A little lost. A lot of animated GIFs.
✧ Greetings, weary internet traveler. ✧
The address you followed doesn't have a website here.
But it does have this absolutely magnificent homepage.
Check your address. Or stay. The pixels are warm.
/// PERPETUALLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Coming soon: a better website.
Coming sooner: more flames.
LAST UPDATED: OCT. 23, 1999*
*Spiritually. Not chronologically.
OLD-SCHOOL HIT COUNTER
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100% genuine, free-range imaginary visitors.
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“Cool site! Check out mine!” — everyone, 1999
The guestbook is full. All three entries.
No messages are collected or sent. The webmaster is overwhelmed enough.